So say that and THEN post the link. “Working on an enhancement patch” does not equal “current games will function on the next Nintendo console”.

You said, and I quote:

Almost any answer given is likely to be completely valid, but for what it’s worth, I think one of the things that really kneecapped the movie was the fact that we already knew how it would end.

...so people will start bringing an extra card with them to use self-checkout. Doesn’t really solve the problem unless you want to invest a fortune in facial recognition hardware, which comes with its own set of accuracy and PR problems.

Can’t have meaningful conversation when you try and claim a run-on sentence describing multiple contexts without having separators to indicate a change in context. If you consider facts insulting, then they’re probably true. Goodbye, and have a good day at summer school.

If you consider that insulting, I'd suggest getting off the internet. Your thin skin clearly can't handle it, and you can't seem to communicate well so you'll get a lot more of it in the future.

I’ve never had Joycon drift. Mainly because Joycons suck ass and I replaced them with proper controllers day one, but still.

...what does this have to do with literally anything being talked about here?

Uhhh... they did that with their handhelds all the time. The Game Boy Pocket was just a Game Boy with a better screen and requiring less batteries. The GBA SP gave us a backlight over the original. The DSi added more networking capabilities, and the New 3DS line was literally upgraded hardware over the original lines…

So you were very clumsily mixing battle and map animation descriptions in the same run-on sentence, making it confusing for those reading? Because if taken in any basic reading sense, that’s not what one gets out of what you wrote. The whole quote actually makes it even muddier because you couldn’t be bothered to…

“Some of my best friends are gay.”

The irony, it hurts.

Aaaaaaand there he goes, ladies and gentlemen. Give the poor triggered child a hand for his participation.

False equivalence. If you were not consuming numerous iterations of the story, you would not be complaining about it reaching such heights. In comparison, going to see a movie and then discovering that it’s bad does not mean that suddenly you’re seeing that movie every time you look at a screen.

Given the actual manufacturers of said consoles are disagreeing with you on the record, I’m going to have to trust the company over the armchair statistician on this one.

Huh. I must have imagined the defection of Celes and General Leo standing up for the Espers, or the mix of imperial soldiers that were both for and against ending the conflict after the Empire’s capital was razed. Good thing you were there to remind me that these things didn’t exist and that the entire empire was…

Huge Materia. Enough said.

In all fairness, the thirst was almost entirely directed at Tifa and Sephiroth back in the 90's and early 2000's, with some outliers.

The idea is that you'll look at their profiles once they follow you, resulting in being exposed to their links, I think.

How're those profit margins looking today, Steve?