So the one child that looks exactly like Robert Kardashian is somehow the offspring of OJ Simpson.

Yeah, I don't get the snark for this. It's not a bad thing. I think everyone can agree that even if you don't believe in life beginning at conception, you can agree that these embryos DO have the potential to be life. If people want to spend money on adopting them in the hopes of having their own babies, why is this a…

I've never known a drug addict from this angle. I have a drug addicted cousin, but he's been that way as long as I've known him. But I got to see Jael on TV before it got this bad.

Yes. Yes he is.

I know they amounted to slave labour - my family worked on them.

Plantations exist everywhere around the world. They are places where large quantities of a particular, usually singular, crop are grown.

And as far as the popular kids are concerned, there's nothing less cool than some dorky old non-smoker using an ad campaign to convince them that something isn't cool when it's very obviously cool.

NO NO NO NO NO NON NON NON NON NON NON NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN.

It's not the "government paying for your student loans." It's the government putting measures in place so that the loans that students take do not have such devastating effects on their future life and credit. You still have to pay back your loans, you just won't be required to shed the blood of your first born in…

Um...

Same here.

I love your name Jackie Jormp Jomp.

My fiance was born with four pinkies.

In the end, it all comes down to what you believe.

Fucking comment of the century.

My dad wouldn't let my fiance sleep in the same HOUSE with me this summer when we wanted to come home to PLAN OUR WEDDING.

What the fuck is this new reply system? Did they hear us when we said we'd like to scroll down, but then still decide to be dickish and keep it super confusing to follow?

Redacted cuz apparently I'm an idiot.

Fiance who wants kids, just not yet: "So, uh, exactly how nauseous are you?" And: "So, got that period yet?" Later: "But really, are you still nauseous?"

I watched a documentary called Girl 27 on Netflix about an actress tricked into a attending a party for movie execs (she was told it was a shoot) who was raped by one of the executives in 1937.