It’s also amazing, even for Jezebel, to try and infer so much from an Instagram post and then pass judgement. Marginally more context and even gossip via a few tabloids would have justified this piece a bit more. Did he leave the party early to meet up with a female “colleague”? Then we’d be talking.

I think the ER doctors of the US are thrilled about this development.  Less things to have to remove from butts.

I’d like to buy her a butt plug, otherwise known as a ball gag.

Worse, their prices aren’t that great!

They also sell them at Walmart, but they are locked up. Not for any moral pearl-clutching reasons, just because people steal that shit like Pokemon cards.

Jeez. I couldn’t imagine being as unhappy of a human being than that MTG. It’s breathtaking, actually.

Why is she like this?

Call me when they’re in the Dollar Spot.

Typical Republican. She just wants to stop us all reaching our full potential.

What a nightmare, that poor child.

You’re my favorite person today. I just would like you to know that. Bravo

For real. Thought it was Dorothy Hamill having a rough day.

Who among us.

I’m at that stage in life where I’ve been burned by too many good looking guys, so I’m more about does he have a nice body, good dick, and great hygiene?

That’s why I skip holidays with my brother’s family.

Thankfully, I am at a point in my life where there is no need for me to spend time in an environment that reduces women.

It’s all BS anyways. None of these people would have ever voted democrat even if the economy was fine. They would find some other excuse like “illegal immigrants” to vote for a Republican ticket. You can’t win with willfully ignorant people. 

Bigger venues means Ticketmaster has entered the chat and reasonably-priced tickets have exited. Don’t blame the Tik-Tokkers, blame the corporate behemoth determined to strip-mine the music going experience. Pearl Jam had it right over 20 years ago.

My first boyfriend (high school) asked me why I wanted to learn how to get off, as it didn’t seem worth the hassle

My first boyfriend (high school) asked me why I wanted to learn how to get off, as it didn’t seem worth the hassle; meanwhile he was getting off on the regular by me and I assume his own hand.