But now I can bear it again and I NEED IT 

“When you’re put in circumstances that are questionable or negative or you don’t want to be in or you think this is the only way that I’m going to get the job, we know that that’s ridiculous.”

it’s gotta be so weird for Harry not to be having to go do royal engagements and stuff. Like...wake up when you want, eat what you want, wear sweatpants all day...must take some getting used to. It’s like leaving a cult.

Kinda. They’d get hassled less while out in public in New York, but the pace of life there is way quicker. It sounds like they want to spend time doing outdoorsy stuff and chilling at home, as they did on Vancouver Island, so California works pretty well for that.

I can see them up in the hills, at a discreet, unmarked address like 28134 Buena Vista del Sol y la Playa de la Felicidad Canyon Drive. I hope they have plenty of chauffeurs, though, preferably live-in and on duty 24/7.

I think you're thinking of being a phone sex operator.

I am moving out of LA next month after 5 years. Certainty bittersweet. LA is a truly weird, occasionally magical, and frequently dark place. Although I doubt Harry and Megan will be exposed to the very dire aspects ie: the unbelievable (and worsening) homelessness.

Yes, State Farm. A person with a cancer diagnosis does want money from their health insurer. I can explain it all to you if you’re having a hard time understanding. 

Thank you for this and for your service.  I believe you.  

I am so sorry you had to endure this disrespect. If the VA treats you , a person with some street cred- on the Defense Council, etc- like this, it’s a pretty good indication that they suck bug time.

Your ideas are intriguing to me, and I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

Huh, interesting. My COBRA costs quoted have always been my premium + employer premium and that’s the case at my current company as well. All of these have been small businesses in a variety of states and at my current company, I’m the health plan administrator so I’m pretty sure about how this works on our end.

World class. 

Damn. I want to be dating again just to pull out a stick of butter on a first date.

The whole purpose of fresh bread, is it’s use as a “Butter Delivery Vehicle”.

“Me”, and “restaurants I love.”

“Could we have some more butter please?”

Lord, grant me the confidence of a mediocre white man.

Ditto. PLUS my mom insists on reading me every option she can see on her screen when we're talking about it on the phone. Even if I ask her to look for this one specific word/option, she reads me everything she sees, and if I try to interrupt her, she keeps going.

"Do you see the word 'file'?"

"Let's see, I…

Jesus. WHY CAN'T THEY REMEMBER TO RESTART THE COMPUTER BEFORE THEY CALL ME AT WORK FOR TECH SUPPORT????????