I wouldn’t eat at Chipotle even for free either. I might give my gift card to someone who could use a meal though.

Which Seattle suburbs are you finding rentals for a grand? Asking for a friend. No seriously, I have a buddy in Kent who’s looking for a new place right now.

Oh c’mon. It’s been perfect all week. OH wait...are we doing the ‘not telling people how awesome Seattle is’ thing?

Ok, I know I’m offering myself up for an internet dog pile but......I have always worked from home via calls with my clients and remote access. I’m single and childfree by choice. Kids, spouses and yappy dogs in the background...so bloody annoying. I don’t think anyone should get fired but maybe have the computer in a…

Just recently I asked a “fan” of Pearl Jam and U2 who didn’t like the their politics “What is you like...the chord changes?” Her response was that people who delved into the meaning of lyrics had too much time on their hands.

I use broiled tomato slices in place of bread for my Keto eggs bene. Or I whip up Low Carb Keto Biscuits.

I initially thought you wrote “Personally spanking...” which would have made sense.

Obama administration, pfft, what is that a humblebrag? My last partnered sex was at the beginning of Clinton’s first term and it wasn’t even good. (I mean the sex was bad. By today’s standards, Clinton was a spectacular president)

A decade ago I moved to a lovely small seaport, picturesque marinas, charming walkable Victorian downtown, cute as fuck. Also, cliquish, petty, gossipy, nosy, small minded and backward. I’m so much happier in the crowded, overpriced city where I can be anonymous and go about my business (well, except when there’s a…

I was once on a very hot plane waiting on the tarmac for 3 hours to take off. I was sitting next to a family with three lively children. To entertain them, the flight attendant gave them each a small plastic toy.....wait for it...f’king kazoos. Same attendant who became angry when the two gents wearing turbans…

Cool snarky comment made with nowhere NEAR enough information to make that judgement.

Even if real estate is inherited, there is labor involved in owning and managing it. Also, what if the tenants are on benefits, is it moral then? (No, I don’t own rental property myself)

Rao’s has a big following in low carb circles. Ingredients and macros are considerably better than other jarred sauces.

Having lots and lots of money makes everywhere better.

Yeah, actually my first thought was...where does one source a literal truck-full of rose petals? I bet they had every florist within 50 miles scrambling.

I went through the same battle with my employer.....it was 1995. Been self-employed ever since.

I’m curious how much drivers typically made before the crisis.

Sounds delicious. Is this loose raw spinach you froze yourself or how did you break up a block of frozen spinach?

Well...aren’t you fancy. I only wear pants on days the grounds maint crew is going to be working outside my window. Dog walkers be damned.

Will you be my Dad?