Its a “stupid” article because it says stuff that you WISH weren’t true. That’s real mature.

Steve King still exists, eh? That’s... unfortunate.

Ugh just go away already Mayo Pete, we already have plenty of pretend-Democrat pro-corporate conservatives vying for the Dem ticket, I think we’re good without you. 

Well, I can at least assure you that he’s a very good boy. He can sit, fetch, and shake, and is almost completely potty trained. That alone puts him ahead of both Biden and Trump!

I’m not attacking you, just stating facts (not my fault if the truth hurts), and why on Earth would I bother advocating for a defensible candidate to someone who JUST said “only death, his or mine, will keep me from voting for Joe Biden”?

Biden supporters loved 2016 so much that they want 2020 to be 2016: the Remix, hence their support for the male-version of Hillary Clinton. I mean, what’s irrational about doing the same thing and expecting different results, amirite? High five!

Not just good news for “Bernie Bros”, good news for everyone. Well, besides the oligarchs. But if you are not super-duper wealthy, then its good news. 

Yep. Voting for Biden is the primary is completely indefensible.

Your comment that “people who don’t want Biden to be the nominee need to either convert us” obviously does imply that you are one of the “us” needing to be (and therefore capable of being) converted, so you did make such a pretense. At least you have subsequently been honest about your blind, irrational,…

For those who still support Biden, there is nothing that could cause them to stop supporting him. They are like Trump supporters in this regard. I mean, the guy waxed nostalgic about working with white supremacists! He was a major opponent of desegregation. He opposes any meaningful health care, debt, or climate…

If you still support Joe “No Forced Busing” Biden at this point, after his racist crime bill, shameful behavior in the Anita Hill fiasco, opposition to de-segregation, opposition to pro-consumer/worker/student legislation, waxing nostalgic about working with white supremacists, Trumpian climate change plan (Greenpeace…

As a certified, card-carrying (ok not really) whiter-than-white-bread white person, I can assure you that ANY time a white person says that they “don’t see color” or “don’t have a racist bone in their body” (or, even better, that they “have a black friend”)... it means they’re about to say something pretty fucking…

1. Bernie

No seriously, I’m genuinely sorry that you have a micro-penis. That can’t be easy, I’d probably be doing the same thing in your shoes too, so my sincerest condolences.

Ah ok so that makes sense, this is all about penis size insecurity issues. Explains alot. My condolences, little guy. Lol so sad. 

Why would CNN settle with him, when he had no case whatsoever? Evidently they were just that desperate to avoid any bad PR. Pretty sad, really. Rich spoiled white kid gets even more rich and spoiled by acting like a rich spoiled white kid.

Oh boy I can already hear the Fox/Breitbart trolls crying and gnashing their teeth.

Yeah you don’t have a job, and the irony of a fake-victim white grievance Trump supporter trying to criticize SOMEONE ELSE for being ignorant or playing the victim is a delicious pot/kettle fail. So thanks for the laugh, little guy.

Um.. like... polka music, or something?

Lol oh brother, what a silly rube