10/10

Doesn’t get much dumber than this... he’s good at play-action fakes, because he’s a black guy wearing a black uniform? Um... sure...

Any opportunity to see human colostomy-bag Matt Gaetz shit the bed on TV is a good one, in my estimation. Same goes for Gym Jordan, Nunes, etc. 

The sad irony is that Biden is only slightly less of a walking punchline, relative to Trump’s impossibly high standard (or low standard?)

Cops don’t protect black communities as it is, so this is as empty a threat as he could possibly make: cops are going to stop doing something they never were doing in the first place? Um, mmmkay Mr. Barr, if you say so.

Speaking of intellectually inferior displays (lol); you’ve picked a curious non-sequitur as your hill to die on here. It being a “mockumentary” or parody rather than a documentary certainly doesn’t make this person any more credible. What’s next, citing Monty Python movies to establish serious factual/legal…

Sure, but actual/clinical craziness manifests itself differently for different people and different conditions. And it certainly causes people to do all sorts of unreasonable, dangerous, even terrible stuff. But my point (half-joking though it was) was that being legitimately crazy isn’t something one necessarily can…

Ah so he makes “mockumentaries” about Elvis conspiracy theories- that makes him way more credible, he’s basically a Rhodes scholar now! Lol. Or.... not. That’s a swing and a miss, friend.

The guy who made this film also made films about how Elvis is actually alive, and Paul McCartney is secretly dead.

This is so silly. Dropping out of the race doesn’t even remotely imply that she’s not charismatic- she undeniably is- and you don’t get a resume with District Attorney, Attorney General, and Senator on it (among other things) without working hard, especially as a black woman. They don’t hand that shit out for free.

It would actually be alot better if the woman really was crazy (like, in a clinical/medical sense). Unfortunately, she almost certainly wasn’t crazy; she was just a racist bitch.

hold onto your knickers folks, this is gonna be a bloodbath

Nope. She was in the running because she was well-qualified with plenty of relevant experience, smart, competent, hard-working, and charismatic.

also, having gobs and gobs of cash doesnt hurt

Nonsense, there was nothing workshopped or propagandist about her poor record as DA/AG in SA/Cali, she oversaw some really ugly shit there, and if she isn’t a cop, she’s willing to sacrifice principle for political gain. Either way, it was a real problem. Which was a shame, because she’s obviously sharp as a nail,…

Its definitely a shame, she’s smart and hard-working and exceedingly competent. And her SCHOOLING Joe “No Forced Busing”Biden (fuck that guy) during the debate was legendary.

Its a shame she wasn’t a better candidate, because she’s damn smart and capable... but her record as DA/AG was no bueno. We don’t need a COP as president, basically the opposite of what we need right now. 

And ofc they did it while beating my Vikings on national TV. Just adding insult to injury. 

Remember when we thought Dubya was an embarrassment to America? This Dotard Trump fool makes Dubya look like Albert freakin’ Einstein. 

Anyone remember Tales From the Crypt? Kellyanne Conway looks EXACTLY like the Cryptkeeper. Someone needs to put her back in her coffin, its unsightly to have a rotting corpse on TV.