I can't wait for cannabis prohibition to end world-wide. We're just a generation away.

Certainly I can't be the only one who doesn't give a damn about these VGT cars? If I wanted to race cars that wouldn't ever get built I'd be playing GTA, or Burnout...

I guess I don't see driving slightly above the speed limit as "shooting into a crowd" or "flying an airplane between skyscrapers."

nothing makes a car slam it's brakes more than a bike zooming between it and the car next to it!

>and has completely figured out the MyFordTouch in her new Escape!

This is how I know you're lying.

Part of the blame probably does lie with the person who sold them the car, who maybe should have gone over the basics of keyless entry rules (which, I freely admit, has some issues) and at least made it clear that there's no way they can get trapped in the car and almost die.

If they made it past 60, I'm living forever.

This is the only appropriate response.

Pulling a door handle! Shirley you must be joking! (insert Airplane reference)

and these people are allowed to own a car and drive on a public road with other people?

I get pissed at crying babies like I do at the El train being loud when it passes over my head. It's annoying, but nothing you can do about it, so moving on.

Here's one coupled with military hubris, as experienced by a family friend and retired Navy guy.

Public transit, now made more shitty.