*jerking-off motion*

“He’s super, super smart, but I think it is almost a curse for him,” Dilfer said. “Josh is a guy who has yet to buy into what I am preaching.”

I operate with the assumption that NFL GMs are *always* playing the disinformation game and disparaging the prospects they want, hoping to draft them at a lower position.

When I asked my wife to marry me I said, “will you be one of my most important assets?” Who could resist such romance?

The Shape of Water is del Toro - who as far as I’m aware is a sweetie - not Tarantino.

Contrast Sandgren’s statement with the victim statements coming out of the Nassar hearings. Women who were actually, legally victimized sound resilient and admirable; this dolt sounds petulant and triggered. So you had to face some “tough” questions, oh boo-hoo.

Is that really how long they’ve been there? There’s been 800-ish reboots, but I don’t think they equate the same time on Earth. And it seems like a lot of the reboots were caused when Eleanor figured out the ruse extremely quickly.

I’m so happy for Mindy St. Clair!

“... if someone disagrees with gay marriage that doesn’t make them homophobic.”

Can something be too stupid to be racist? You are making a valiant effort to find out.

I’m not familiar with your American footed ball, but is there anything in this young man’s background that suggests emotional instability and poor impulse control?

They almost had to amputate his leg...

“TB12 Method? Dooooon’t care.”

Go fuck yourself

Really dude? Really? This is your takeaway?

Jameis WInston is a sexual predator? Gosh, if only there was something in his past that could have alerted us all to this possibility.

Don’t [D]rink alcohol and take vitamins. Lift weights and sleep as long as you can.

For all those that can’t understand why Fitz gets voted Most Hateable time and time again on a show full or horrid people, I’ll try to explain.

Oh shove it, Mark. I'm sorry, but he has always been a selfish twat, and I know I should be more sympathetic because he almost offed himself, but when he declared he was leaving because there were "too many memories" after Beth refused to get back together with him?! you have two kids, Mark! remember the baby who you…