““My kid said, ‘Mama,’ then ‘Alexa,’ then ‘Papa,’” he said.”

I think I’ve played this game more than any other NES game since the turn of the millenium.  Not sure why, but this seems to be the 8-bit game I enjoy re-experiencing more than any other.  Very pleased to have it on Switch.

But after he puts his pants on... does he go on to make hit records???

you know what they say about wheat rounds: it sure almost approximates much better breads. 

Why Your Team Sucks 2019: Philadelphia Eagles addition right here! Drew better be back in time for this... it is one of my favorite internet reads every year!

Parkey also scored 9 of the team’s 15 points. Plenty of blame should be heaped on Nagy and his weird decision to ignore Tarik Cohen the entire game and play his offense weirdly conservative for the first three quarters. Parkey will not be a Bear next year and that is totally fair, but he in no way should be blamed for…

Out of all the gentrification that’s going on I still say Brooklyn got it the worst. People love to jump and scream about Harlem but when you go to Harlem, you still feel it. It still has its roots and character in tact. Brooklyn on the other hand is a literal hipster hell. It’s a shell of it’s former self. It’s like…

“What about Brexit, can we upgrade their status?”

Call him Shang Tsung, because Murray's soul is his.

What bothers me are all the 70 year olds who look up to this guy as an example of how to behave. 

can it be hung from the ceiling like a projector and would the image flip to the correct orientation?

One of the things the ‘other’ football does is allow the ref to ‘play the advantage’ which lets he or she acknowledge that a foul or normal play stoppage has occurred but play won’t be stopped until he/she determines the stoppage won’t penalize a team that had the advantage when the foul occurred.

Talk about dedication to his players, he went out and got CTE to show his solidarity

So, you’re saying even if Carroll has the chance to win the game with a field goal, he’ll pass?

Now listen up, you troglodytes. You’re going to come at me about how this totally erases the OBVIOUS RAMPANT SEXISM. As if the sexism that Ellie faced was un-sexism because it was a guy all along. And as if it wasn’t still wholly indicative of the experience that women face trying to enter esports.

“People involved aside, this ‘stunt’ will have lasting ramifications for ANY woman/[non-binary] person trying to get into Contenders. They will ALL now be subject to ‘lol are you real??’ harassment.”

Damn straight they are.

Sometimes I get all cosmic brained about this and think “I wonder if this incredibly stupid thing is just an insanely smart bit of performance art?”

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

Rivers: "Nnnnhh, peppermint roll!"