Dudes been yelling that for 7-8 years.   

Seriously.

Super Mario Bros 2 was the first game I finished as a kid that had a real ending like it did.

Big deal.

Crossover Jumanji meets spaghetti western.

Aw man.   What a gut punch.

That dude can go fuck himself.

Ooooof.   Lol

How about a satchel?   Those are okay right?

It’s sad but true. 😢

Hey hey hey....let’s not go full blown sci-fi with the comments now.

Welcome to being a fan of any Bethesda franchise.

I'd still rather only have the controller.

That smell was probably Marc Summers.

I always wanted to do the double dare obstacle course.

I wonder how close they are to completion?

Those last few paragraphs could have been the entire review, but in contact with the whole review serve as a wonderful punctuation.

Yeah that's pretty much it.

Dick lightsaber.

They gave you $25 for nothing!  You actually profited.