Well.  Good!  

Wow.   How come they didn’t use that “ages” bit more in their adverts?

I already made a pact with myself never to wash that hand again though.

I’m sad that I recognized this as a meme without its awful meme fonts and weird 90's internet colors.

Never, gets, old,!  

You, must be. a private dick, I have no Idea, what, you are hung up, on.  

Hell yeah it is!  🍒🍆💦

Oh we are doing it dr Bob. Fuck commas! I stand fully erect behind my commaless comment. When I wake up in the morning I I'm usually feeling pretty stiff in my old age.  Most of that stiffness can be stretched out as I walk to the pisser.  

Man wood is great.

Man Zoolander is dumb and hilarious 

My dude.

Yeah.  It is.   

That game kicks ass. I played that game for an agonizingly long time with my friends after school. I just had a regular gray copy but a friend had a good copy and lorded that over us normies.

I would love me some Act Raiser

He's playing God RimWorld.  Maybe that's why?

Toasty!!

I like the color green.

You say that now.   Wait until you're 90!  

After 5+ years you'd think this comment would have somewhere around infinite stars.  

Which is exactly what happens when you sit and play too much sudoku