You were way cooler than I was 30 years ago. 

Is it possible that we were cosmically connected at birth back in 1979 and while we retained a lot of similar habits and interests that you manifested into existence as a waaaaaay cooler version of me? Who is you, but also seems to be kind of me and yet so much more than me because I am not you but so much of my…

Glad I'm not in this boat alone.

Totally off-topic. But I have a “grinds my gears” to get off my chest.

Nah. I was more giving the kotaku employee a hard time for not listening to the lord of Kotaku about which version is the must-play version.

I’m not sure what you’re talking about.

You sure you don't want to go deeper down the rabbit hole?

It’s like having your nose pressed against an invisible pane of glass permanently.

-3 stars?  2 and a half?  

Whoa....

Ah, that explains why he won't die hungry then.

I heard from a certain Tim on this site that the only way to 4K Red Dead 2 was on an Xbox 1x.   He also was born stupid too so maybe I shouldn't take that edict too seriously.  

What kind steps and finances are required to setup a new branded bowl and be the CEO for that bowl?

Do those air during the pro-bowl?

The caseworker that handles my child support payments is listed on paperwork as: Agent D. Cooper.

They are.. There is one for fallout 2 that adds a ton of “cut or lost” content included a pretty great center for disease control area.

I’m not going to lie.

Switch, Xbox, PlayStation I don't care.

I would give a kidney (with fava beans) for them to release those gems on consoles, so I don’t have to keep digging out my 20 year old discs and finding patches to make them work.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa