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The Weeping Cheeto
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Butts are where it's at, kids. Take it from me.

He's turning into Chuck Woolery. That's evolution.

They are emo-Nazis.

"papers please" didn't become their hilarious catchphrase out of nowhere.

I give you all the upvotes for that Zep reference.

It's a sad time when the monologues of late night comics are begging for someone to do something about this monster instead of making Bill Clinton penis jokes.

Pretty sure they had all their permits sorted out for their Normandy campsites.

Colbert is my favorite but Kimmel unleashed a true cri de coeur tonight.

That is most unfortunate.

I can't speak for Connery, but please don't touch Craig's hair. Thanks.

Please don't touch his hair. Thanks.

Are you one of Eric's kids?

You're supposed to use the spoiler tag, dammit.

Don't tell me how it ends. I'm only on season 3.

I'm beginning to sour on this Trump fella. Anyone else?

Who nominated him? Who voted for him?

Remember, this clown in orange face paint had a book of Hitler speeches on his nightstand.

Good job Republicans. You elected the most ignorant person in America.

At least Bobcat Goldthwait is authentic.

Trump's alt-right worshipers love Putin even more than the orange toddler.