It's only a matter of time before Lumpy's sexscapades come to light.

Do people still listen to that thing?

Until a Chinaman micturates on them.

We are all Journey.

America needs a timeout in the back of a cruiser, if you ask me.

He does put on a good show, that Mr. Jam.

Thanks, Trump. Dammit.

The current president should not be spoken of in general.

Why do you hate America? :-(

You forgot to put 'HUSSEIN' in all caps. Point deducted.

I had always assumed she was already a Trump spokesmodel. Silly me.

Match Game or bust.

It's a call back.

When they said Tijuana, I thought they meant my aunt, Tia Juana. o_O

I am the authority on wild girls. I will respond to all calls.

Woof. woof woof

I'm still here. I have a new roommate coming. Some kind of Farming Bro apparently.

They should be put in binders until there are binders full of women.

I, for one, approve of girls going wild. Carry on, girls.

I was wondering who kept sending those.