"We never asked for this."

Mega Gentleman?

So good, one of the most unsettling games I've ever played. Keep your Amnesia or whatever, I'll take this.

Samnites? Mo' like DEADites!

Damn, Fahey, you got some heavy hitters. Is this just what's in circulation right now?

I'm shy, socially awkward and loved by millions too, but I had to buy that affection. So, good on her for overcoming all that.

The best possible thing Nintendo could have done is nothing. Don't put out a patch, only acknowledge the bug and vaguely promise a non solution. That way they can still get brownie points from the Western press and LGBT gamers while not officially endorsing any heinous non traditional life style that would infuriate…