Ass damage is a real issue and I’m glad Gizmodo isn’t pushing it to the rear

Obviously “asses damages” refers to the damage dealt by the fecal bacteria released by the flooded treatment plant, you know, having come from asses.

Oh, he transitioned...

He was merely taking time off while he transformed into Jon Stewart the White.

I know this is not SNS but since I’m in Europe I always miss those and I got really great news today that I want to share! I work in academia and recently I’ve really been wanting to get into research journalism, but it’s not so easy to break into the good publications (‘duh’ - Every Writer Ever). Well, last week I…

This.

Everything you said. Also, it was just funny. It was well written, well acted and there really wasn’t anything like it on TV at the time. Four older women dealing with dating, working, aging, parenting, it covered a lot.

Are you a woman or gay man? Because while you don’t have to be a woman or a gay man to appreciate The Golden Girls it really, really, really, really helps.

Rue McClanahan said one thing that most fans had in common was they would always tell her how they want to have a living situation like the GGs when they’re older.

Preston, thank you so much for this piece. It is disgusting to think that somebody could be so careless and demonstrate such disregard for another person’s bodily and sexual autonomy. I am appalled at the lack sex education, respect and ignorance that people display. Stealthing is absolutely sexual assault, make no…

Nice freshman comp essay, though a tad unoriginal. Most of us are past that now, though. Women have the right to control their own bodies and make their own moral and ethical decisions about how to do so. They don’t need your two-bit moralizing about compromise. End of story.

Under his eye, Ofgizmodo.

I turn to Jane Austen for escapism, for a chance to read and experience something that’s completely out of touch with what I read and hear about on a daily basis. I feel Big Little Lies touched on many issues that do not lend themselves to easy escapism, that even uncomfortably reminded me of things in my own personal…

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.

I’m still not okay with how GG ended. Fuck Dan. There, I said it!

Unless you got the consent of everyone in that photo to use them as public, online bona fides (of which they are not) what you’ve done here is at best, gauche. Ill-advised on so many fronts and neither safe nor cool. They are not shields.

This idea that young White people are somehow less racist than older White people is bullshit.

Also, you don’t get brownie points for having sex with a Black person - so did Thomas Jefferson and Strom Thurmond, so please have a seat

Well, someone else, that is.

Officer Jeronimo Yanez

How about anyone who voted for trump gets no sex for duration of his presidency?