GET A BABYSITTER IF YOU NEED TO GO OUT AND DRINK!! How fucking hard is that?? And if you can't get one...drink at home!!! Don't leave them in the car (no matter what the weather is) and drive them after you've been drinking!!

ur life sounds rly hard

Not to fear. Crabs are very friendly.

I would pay so much money to watch a sitcom starring Nancy Grace and 2 Chainz a s a newly married couple.

ok i know this is obout something else BUT EVERYONE

I'm a man and I like spicy food. But not overly hot. If it's spicy but has great flavor, I'm all into it. But if it's hot just to be hot, forget it. 'Oh, you make your wing sauce with 117 ghost peppers per quart? I'll pass. I like keeping the lining of my stomach intact.'

The moment I saw it I just knew it was gonna be the next big gif....

Can I also object to a man essentially wearing a woman?

RIH IS EVERYTHING

The eye roll at "might do a little time" is making me LIVE.

a. I love this sooooooooo much.

The story of young love torn asunder... TODAY, on SICK SAD WORLD!

Nope. Not jawesome enough.

My friends and I refer to this as 'The Ick'. It is SUPER COMMON. I dunno the reasons for it, but amongst my group we have speculated that it can be:

Here's a question: Does anyone get repulsion?

Isn't this some sort of HIPPA violation?

"A throwback of sorts that definitely needed some more shine."

Listen up everyone!

21. Cat assholes