I had 50,000,000 abortions last week. COME AT ME, ANTI-CHOICERS.

...had been caught masturbating, had engaged in a verbal altercation with another passenger...

Fuck the police.

It's critical to get the votes on record.

I CAN'T HEAR YOU THROUGH THE SOUND OF ME GOBBLING DOWN ALL THESE NOTHING BURGERS.

Was his name "James Franco"? ;-)

Headbutting for love should be reserved for non-humans!

Ugh. Classic abuser behavior. Beats the crap out of the mother of his child, then threatens to do harm to himself when she leaves. Because HE'S the victim here, of course.

Folks, suicide threats from abusers are also abuse. It's a manipulative tactic, whether intentional or not. If you are in this position, or are witnessing someone in this position, call 911 and tell them you have a suicide threat on your hands.

I had several pints at the Hard Rock Cafe at the Malta airport at six-thirty in the morning - near as I could tell Malta has absolutely no licensing laws, they were open and serving beer, I was drinking it. Ten hours of flight ahead of me and I wasn't facing it without a little help.

I FOUND THE DILDO!!!

Yes! Can they recreate Luke's please?

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

They could have at least filmed it. Does no one do it for the vine anymore?!

Dudes with lip rings are never not sketchy. Consider this your lesson for the day.

mr. foxington brownworthy iii, jarl of dogsboro, came from a hoarder. for the first four months we had him, he was nearly catatonic anytime someone was around. he would not go anywhere on a leash, he would not leave his crate when you were awake but rather waited til we went to bed to find his food bowl, and so on.…

my sister's 2 y/o picked up dog poop abd threw it at her 4 y/o sister. She knew it was poop.

Just the other day I was changing my daughters diaper and she kicked my hand, which sent a piece of poop flying out of the diaper and on to the floor. Before I could even see where it landed, my poop eating yellow lab had already eaten it. I am sure she thought, ooh dessert!