raisins d'etre

It's because raisins make you poop

Great piece, Tracy! Reading this, I was thinking about how class affects millenial relationships. I work an office job now, but I mostly live paycheck to paycheck because of debt. I hadn't really thought about it too much, but I do think it adds a significant dimension to our relationship. I make more than him, but,…

*starts writing about all of my appalling choices with dignity*

We just knew what was gonna happen, yo.

Oooeee. I totally forgot about the weird pencil lead splinter. I would panic about it too. I still prefer old school pencils. But, at some point, those crank pencil sharpeners stopped working.

Hahaha, I totally drew a naked lady and hid it in the couch once. You live, you learn. So said Alanis.

My mom had somehow inherited an old computer from her job, this was in the early nineties. Word processing was still the blue screen with the blinking cursor. I was old enough to type words? I guess.

ALL HAIL RiRi!!! My contemporary inspiration for giving zero fucks!!

j/k the last one isn't ariana

I still pay a whopping $3 dollars for my birth control. THREE DOLLARS. That's MY money, you fat cats! On mats! Playing with rats!

"That's why we're the greater s

Jack White is one of the most talented musicians of our time. And he's hella sexy.

The main character's name is Christian. I am an Episcopalian. I do not want to go to a movie that will challenge my faith.

Isn't Jonathan Franzen also freeloading on the "legitimate" problem of gender bias in the canon?

I see the appeal of Ross. He's smart, responsible and romantic. Takes his career seriously. Seems like he'd be a decent, slightly obnoxious, but ultimately harmless boyfriend.

I read somewhere that Bobbi Kristina had lacerations on her neck, possibly from abuse. This situation horrifies me. Mostly because...well, what if the person who did this to her purposefully put her in the tub...to make it tragic and unassuming?

Joseph Smith. He created an American religion within a cultural present of magic, miracles, and spiritualism. I am endlessly fascinated by him and his place in American history. His wife Emma was a baller.

I think it's inconsiderate to get married on Valentine's Day if you expect guests at your wedding. I mean, that's a day that's pretty much reserved for spending time with your loved one. It's contrived, but it's also intimate and meaningful for many people. It may be the only quality time you've had since your SO…