Isn’t it a known condition that Rudy can’t recognize anything left of him?

“It’s hot in here.” = There’s going to be some job openings at the White House

Pence was his first choice. Unless you happen to believe the report that Kasich was asked first and turned it down.

You could have a hell of a lot more fun with two twenties and a match.

You could have a hell of a lot more fun with two twenties and a match.

The shorter versions of Hasbro’s premium Star Wars Black line of figures are so much better than the traditional 3.75 inch toys it’s a wonder they haven’t replaced them completely.

Well, he did have his first coffee yesterday, didn’t he—and it was a café cubano at that?

Next step: ThanksObamaCare

Yeah, that seems to have been a common practice. Or reducing coverage ‘because Obamacare’

So... I take it then that you don’t eat fried chicken? Or do you not know what’s in frying batter?

Do you know how difficult it is to find an accurate photo of a modern journalist? I did manage to find this one though.

No idea (All white woman) <- Stahma from Defiance

A convection oven might give that outer coating a bit of crispness while avoiding the grease of frying?

And instead of taking a victory lap for being vaguely right, the garbage health people have stepped it up to Parkinson’s and Subcortical Vascular Dementia.

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While on the subject of Burger King, what the hell is up with the size of their beef patties?

Hey, it’s no more disrespectful than wearing a Patriots jersey to begin with.

Marvin who?

Trump is so healthy! So full of human organs!

I’m sorry to be so frank, but I don’t understand why every technology website (including Gizmodo) is covering it.