My parents moved away a few months ago which was pretty depressing because I’ve been lucky enough to always live close to my mom. I loooove my mom so much. So I hosted my first Thanksgiving today! My brother and his family came over, along with my husband’s brother, and it was really a delightful day. I’m quite…

Thanks. I hate it.

Shelter Cat Update!

I feel strongly that Kendall is not into dudes.

It’s an acronym that means “Definitely Advocate Dworkin”

Hey folks! I just wanted to point out that the fine people at Does the Dog Die? have a comprehensive list of flags regarding various triggers and semi-spoilers for all sorts of red flags that people might care about. If you have specific things that might make a movie a no-go, I’d recommend checking them out.

Media is about as introspective and self-critical as the police.

I don’t like watching games like tennis. Something about the back and forth motion, from whatever angle, bothers me. This article was basically watching tennis between “All evidence points to Jack Antonoff as being a decent person who is good at his job” Vs. “I’m trying to link him to bad people to make him sound bad.”

It could be worse— at least it’s not Larry Hemsworth!

The two white dudes who essentially abandoned two women in a van to drown? Basically just got fired. Tell me again that this isn’t about skin color.

For f**ks’ sake, she said she would like to be President, but answered firmly “No.”

“We’re going to talk about 2020 in a minute. Do you want to run again?” “No.”

Hilarious that you first linked to your own blog organization, which linked to The Hill, which says *right in the first paragraph* that she had to be…

That little promo bit with Tan was the cutest cross-promotion I’ve ever seen. I want to hug it.

Sometimes, he’s passive aggressive about my independent nature

I haven’t weighed myself in 16 years. Not since I started treatment for anorexia nervousa.  And once I successfully completed treatment, I refused to look back.  It feels fucking fantastic.  I have no idea what the number is. 

I think her ass looks cartoonishly large on the show and in paparazzi pictures so they probably did airbrush it but forget the ass whose face is that????? That woman doesn’t look like Kim at all. Looks like it could be Kim’s second cousin or some shit.

Sharks. I was deathly afraid a shark would get into the pipes and bite me when I was on the toilet, or get into the bathtub. In pools, I would stay near other people, because I thought it’d improve my chances if a shark got in through the water intake or if there was a Bond-type villain keeping a shark in a tank on…

I have a friend who breastfed her son until at least 4 years old. To each her own and all, but I really didn’t appreciate her son constantly trying to put his mouth on my breast if I sat next to him or something. Creepy as fuck. I don’t hang out with her anymore in part because of the way she just does not properly…

Biebs has a lot of catchy tunes which have nothing to do with Bieb’s vocal talent really but he does surround himself with people who know what they’re doing.

When my husband and I got engaged, I was living with a roommate. To save money for the wedding, rather than re-upping my lease, I moved back into my childhood home. This meant my parents and grandparents (who lived there) were always keeping an eye out to be sure we weren’t fornicating.

So, being creative, young…