you look great, though! still have the legs of a baby!

Undoubtedly this man is unhinged and has been for a long time. Men, don’t take your mommy issues out on us. We are not your mommy or your Bonnie and we don’t deserve to be stalked, raped and killed for the real or perceived actions of the women in your life.

Furthermore, the article and its title depend on the terrible logic that every “female” piece of art needs to be everything for every woman. Following that logic through would reduce the complexity of anything to “fuck it, just make it pink.”

Clickbait. Forget that Lady Bird is a coming-of-age story about a close mother-daughter relationship; it’s the most buzzy female-led movie at the moment, so they have to force the comparison with a movie about a grown adult and the elderly(?) mother who’d abandoned her.

Because that’s what we should take from this 🙄

Yes, calling a stalker a ‘suitor’ isn’t cute and glib, it’s disgusting.

Look, I know we all aren’t supposed to like Taylor Swift or whatever, but making jokes about men doing incredibly creepy things to terrorize her seems a little...much?

Totally - I mean if they aren’t walking out about everything then they shouldn’t be walking out for anything, right?

Counterpoint: Winston & Ferguson have the absolute best chemistry of the show.

Exactly. The whole “tip treasure hunt” thing just stinks of “sing for your supper, peasant.” Marie Antoinette’s like, “Damn! Wish I’d thought of that.”

Huh? Everyone knows a 10 minute interview, scheduled around 10 other 10 minute interviews on a promotional tour to generate publicity for a new project, comes with a clear promise of a NO HOLDS BARRED INTERVIEW in which the subject will answer any and all questions no matter how sensitive. I mean, obviously Rich has…

It’s so crazy how some people don’t respond well to a random “hey tell me if you’ve ever been sexually assaulted!”

Dude your former roommate AJ is on the Shitty Media Men list. Your Pot Therapy co-host called what Roman Polanski did “banging a thirteen year old” right here on Jezebel. Maybe people should be badgering YOU on #MeToo.

Also, semi related: when I was moving out of my (now ex-) husband’s house, he had piled all of my belongings in the living room like the real class-act that he is, refused to help me load the car, etc. and when the final load was packed and I turned around to say goodbye... he gave me Super Puppy Eyes and asked me…

I worked briefly as a bank teller when I was in high school so I could afford college tuition, and some of the clientele treated me like absolute garbage, and it’s clear they often took out their personal frustrations on the staff of the bank.

If I see the word “empowering” again I am going to have a stroke.

Not true.

I had to read this sentence about ten times to figure out what the hell it was saying.

First: what happened to Uma is a travesty, and I hope there are serious consequences.

A powerful and devastating story that deserved a much better writer than Maureen Dowd. I kept losing track at some points, I thought maybe it was just me. What a structural mess.