itsbeensent

6/12/19

Suing the apartment building is just being greedy but whatever they all deserve a lot of damages from the crane manufacturer

6/11/19

Guess he was looking for motor options he could use his 20% off coupons on.

6/11/19

He works for Roger Penske who is a friend of Trump. And if you know anything about racing you don’t piss off the Captain, ask Paul Tracy how that goes. He has the top ride in the top OW series below F1, so your boss says we’re going to the White House? Fuck wheres the bus I’ll be the first one on. Not everyone who…

6/11/19

Mahk was right

6/11/19

You’re trying just a BIT too hard...

6/11/19

Went better than I expected

6/10/19

Hey now, that lawnmower can actually cut grass. The “Camry” can’t haul five geriatrics to Bingo.

6/10/19

^^This^^

6/10/19

Not for nothing, that is a damn fine shot of karma in action.

6/10/19

I’d figure that people who are in higher education are smart. But then it’s the selfie era we’re in, so....

6/10/19

Lesson learned. Stop taking pictures of your fucking food. Just eat it.

6/10/19

Whoo hoo! I got a spot on UberChopper! Sweet! /s

6/7/19

Even more troubling is the idea of lining up behind dozens of people who lack such common sense? It might be argued that none of them imagined such a line when they thought to down there and it would be a waste to return empty handed if they did.

6/7/19

More likely there were a bunch of skeptics who ordered it and while eating the real meat burgers, thinking they were the Impossible burger, they were saying, “Yuk! This is terrible! It tastes nothing like the real thing!”

6/6/19

Remember when the only food you could get delivered was pizza or Chinese? If you wanted Indian (outré) or Italian, you had to put on your galoshes and head outdoors, maybe stop at the tobacconist on the way for some White Owls. And that’s the way the world was and we were fine.

6/6/19

Yeah, but you have scorpions. Those are the work of the devil himself.

6/6/19

Y’all should bring back Foodspin just to do a Kevin Durant crab dip, which is a mixture of his crab meat leg and his cheese butt.

6/6/19

Nowhere, if you value your time at more than the cost of a donut per hour.

6/6/19

Why on earth would that child be rewarded? You know that cop was just hoping for one of those “heartwarming” local news articles that goes viral on Facebook with dozens of likes by the neighborhood Karens. I’m thinking “Okay, what did this little shit learn? Certainly NOT to stop calling the police for a hamburger.”

5/17/19

Dude you’re hungry grab a Snickers