“The scooter didn’t brake in time” No asshole. Your daughter didn't brake in time. Im all for civil litigation (I depend on it for a living), but its amazing to see the rationalities people make to blame a company for their mistakes.

Man if I could ditch the house payment I could have a Lambo. Right now in the shorter term is getting the kids out of daycare and into public school. That will free up a good chunk of change. 3.5 more months for the first and 3 years for the second.

Yup.

> Some of that money, in turns, goes to groups that actively work to deprive LGBTQ people of their basic rights and dignity.

This is an overstatement, but thats ok. “Depriving LGBTQ people of their basic rights and dignity” (If thats what you choose to call “Funding youth sports that disallow gay coaches”) is not a…

Needs more lugnuts.

Is that one of Orakpo’s Microsoft Surface cupcakes?

Hot take: All Speedsters are ugly as fuck. 

TBF, probably beats all the ads for Canadian Viagra.

Only if you do the old trick of taking two pages and looping them together to send an infinite fax. Of better yet, open the lid of the copier, make two copies (all black) and then loop those together.  Should be good for at least one fax toner cartridge.

albo; these people are shitbags - don’t try to “discuss” this with them. They do not have the intellectual capacity to tolerate a different viewpoint. The whole “dead kid” argument is bullshit - they’re trying to stretch this topic to say that “If you eat at Chick-Fil-A then kids will kill themselves and you…

Their chicken tastes so good because it’s brined in the tears of social justice keyboard warriors.

dead kid.

Go fuck yourself.

Were you envious of the people in the horse-drawn carriage?

I believe that was Wilt Chamberlain’s pick up line

He needs a Mr. Buns/Seymour Butz.............

Let’s go! Pedal through the metal!

Don’t see CFA stopping you.

This article helped me decided what I am going to have for lunch!  God I love that chicken.  

Can I just eat a chicken sandwich please?