Every major business uses an ESP, and if your favorite brands can’t track you, then they can’t personalize their messages. Many consumers claim that they hate being tracked, but what they hate more is when a brand can’t even recognize basic demographic data, like your age, location, gender, birthday, shirt size,…

There was a time when it was OK for a company to make things for people because they wanted it, not because it needed to provide a basic or essential task. Do you feel this way about companies who make things like Jet Skis too? Do you need a 5 dollar cup of coffee laden with 4 different flavorings and little chocolate…

“Hello, Pastor Smith!,” as I peruse the varieties of Campbell’s Chunky soups would just come out as “FUUUUUCCCCCK!!!!”

Friend and I sat next to Jon Hamm at the bar (in DTLA) and didn’t know it because at that time he’d never been filmed with a beard and he also had a hat on. He went outside and someone we knew came in and said he was outside smoking and described what he was wearing. We were mildly upset we didn’t realize it was him.

No.

I don’t haz cash. U take trade for a motorcycle and a dimebag?

“There were curses that were blanked out...Do I have to sit with my kids and explain to them what’s going on?”

Yes, it’s called being a parent you stupid fuck.

So crass and rude. The most I’ve done is get a picture of me with Rosario Dawsen, who I’d been introduced to and talked to several minutes before. She was really cool. Bothering someone during their meal? Fucking rude. The most you do is ask for a picture when they are about to leave or something.

Well fuck me running, wouldn’t have expected something like that to cost so much; but your post made me curios and sure enough.... 30K is on the high end, but within the ballpark.

serves him right for rooting for the refs

When the fuck are you ever going to look at that picture of sushi you ate? You’re only taking that picture to brag on social media. Just eat your food and enjoy the goddamned moment. I don’t understand how people can live through an instagram filter.

I LOVE and support any restaurant that rains down the mighty death scowl upon anyone who whips out a phone during their meal.

basket of tea

Daughter 1: Goddamn it dad, I knew you were up to something. Why couldn’t you just let D2 fail on her own merits?
D2: Wait, what’s happening? Why are you yelling at dad? 

How people just buy a vehicle without seeing/driving it blows my mind.

Watch your crotch Steve.

This is a breach of internet commenting protocol. Please reword with additional snark.

“Hand-forged”

They’ve charged him with negligent homicide, apparently; that might’ve been updated after you wrote your comment.