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Well fuck me running, wouldn’t have expected something like that to cost so much; but your post made me curios and sure enough.... 30K is on the high end, but within the ballpark.

serves him right for rooting for the refs

When the fuck are you ever going to look at that picture of sushi you ate? You’re only taking that picture to brag on social media. Just eat your food and enjoy the goddamned moment. I don’t understand how people can live through an instagram filter.

I LOVE and support any restaurant that rains down the mighty death scowl upon anyone who whips out a phone during their meal.

basket of tea

Daughter 1: Goddamn it dad, I knew you were up to something. Why couldn’t you just let D2 fail on her own merits?
D2: Wait, what’s happening? Why are you yelling at dad? 

How long until we have people who are going to be denied health or life insurance on the basis of genetic testing? or at least have their rates be dictated by them? I mean, it’s only a matter of time, right? 

How people just buy a vehicle without seeing/driving it blows my mind.

Watch your crotch Steve.

This is a breach of internet commenting protocol. Please reword with additional snark.

What happened to you all here on Jalopnik? Did your balls drop off? (talking to the men commenting here.) this guy has made a great home built kart that is so overpowered and trust worthy of some jalopy praise. Get over your high horses of couch physics and enjoy it for what it is. He did it for laughs and fun. End of

You charge up your car at work then bring the excess electricity home to power your appliances. It’s the 21st century version of stealing office supplies!

You think that’s a heartwarming good deed? Well today on my way to work, there were some kids crossing the street on the way to school and I took pity on them and applied the brakes so as not to run them over.

On something that will never get driven?

The system should just turn itself off when it hears the involuntary “Woooo!” that comes with sticking ones head out of a sunroof.

Exactly. What are they supposed to do? Fireman carry the corpse out of there right away? Close the station and subway line until the proper authorities arrive? They cordoned off the area and hid the carcass as best they could until the cadaver movers could take care of the situation. It seems that snowflakes are

If they shut down service everyone would be complaining about that instead. Not saying this was OK, but there is no way to handle this situation without everyone bitching about it.

Cars are meant to be driven. If I want to stare at something I’ll buy a painting or watch Bob Ross.

They’ve charged him with negligent homicide, apparently; that might’ve been updated after you wrote your comment.