This is similar to the boat I bought. During closing the guy walks in and sets down a box and two cloth type backpacks with every receipt he has ever had on anything done to the boat. I’m talking every fuel fill up, oil change, rack storage receipt. I did appreciate it, but could steal his identity if I wanted. 

That may be the ugliest human on earth. 

Never understand why this would ever be effective? If someone won’t answer your call if it is not in the area, what makes the company think that by spoofing and getting someone to pick up will be productive? I had one of those scammer warranty companies call me I didn’t pick up, so they called back 5 min later using a…

Reminds me of the time my wife and I went to outback and sat at the bar. Took our order, 30 min go by then couples on either side of us show up get their orders taken, get their food, eat, pay, and leave. We are still sitting there waiting, but now it has become fun to us, lets see how long they can go with out…

You really have to be an Mensa member to do something like this! What are you getting out of it other than lighting your wallet on fire? He may get more tail if he did that as a matter of fact, light $100 dollar bills and throw them on the field. 

At least he announced to you he was a goof!

I’ve had 5 new cars in the last 10 years, the 2 things I couldn’t tell you about any of them was gas mileage, or safety ratings. just don’t care about either of those things.

My wife wasn’t born yet when I was 9!

read somn where it is pronounced jiz EYE YA

My buddies used to do this in Detroit, but not with boots, they did it with tickets. Park on the street, and take a parking ticket off another car, and put it on theirs so that the parking people thought they already ticketed you.

I wasn’t trying to push her into a truck as much as nudge her the way I wanted her to go! 

My wife just got a Blazer RS AWD, I tried to talk her out of it, but she loves it. I tried to get her to do a Colorado ZR2 as I work for Chevy. She loves it so that’s all that matters I guess!

The MSRP is $25k on Encores with rebates they are around $21500 to $22,000 that is not that egregious!

Reminds me of the time the throttle on my catering truck broke. Cook had to drive and I mcgyvered a piece of film sandwich wrap into a string and used it to control the throttle from the passenger seat. We made it the whole day about 200 miles in the city, without losing any business. 

They shouldn’t, they should discreetly put an envelope addressed to mom and dad in the kids back pack, full of condoms.

The problem is that the people that should be offended by this are not, and couldn’t care less. It is the white yoga pants mafia that thinks that the Chinese people should be offended by this. 

I feel the same about kids! When I bought my house I made sure there were no kids in the near vicinity of my house. When the guy across the street was selling his house I made sure when people with kids came to look at it, the front picture window would come open, music cranked, and a beer in hand in the front yard.…

I always wondered why fast boats were so expensive till you see the cost of just the engines. The merc racing 1350 cost $216,000 a piece it comes with the outdrive though.

I have lived in Detroit my whole life and love to root against the Lions. These slappy fans go into each year with renewed optimism only to be kicked in the nuts each year. This team has never been run good, no idea why they think it is going to change? It is the most joy I get all year! 

Reminds me of the time I brought 50 Vicodin on a cruise with me(no prescription and had a problem). put it in a vitamin container in my checked luggage on the flight and cruise security. got to my room on the cruise and everyone’s luggage was in front of their door including my wifes 2 bags. I am now running through…