not bragging just saying nothing at all will happen to you from not eating for 24 or even 48 hours. It would benefit most people more than hurt them. If you just think about something else when you are hungry it will go away, have a beer and make the most of it is all I am saying.  

I have been on keto diet for 3 weeks now I do (2) 24 hours fast per week, these weak sticks act like they are going to wither away because they didn’t get their 4000 calorie dinner.

Trump is not actively trying to move stock prices to profit so that is a straw man. 

You wouldn’t think they were petty if you had a huge amount of your capital in Tesla shorts. Based on a lot of peoples research Tesla stock should be coming down soon, as soon as it starts to, he tweets something absurd and the stock takes back off because he doesn’t like people shorting Tesla.  

The stupidest thing Musk has done was take Tesla public, He should have kept it private then he could tweet out they are making 1 million cars in the next 3 days. Then when he awoke from his hangover the next day, just said that was supposed to be a tweet to the hot girl I wanted to hook up with last night sorry.

I love that camera mirror, it is great for looking at hot women while sitting at a stop light, you can also click the switch to get the normal mirror back. 

I am excited to see 10 years into the future. Fat people used to at least get a bit of exercise by walking through the store to get their fix, now they don’t even have to sit up in bed. 

My wife put a whole pot of spaghetti noodles that she over cooked, I will tell you the plumber was not happy. 

I owned a food truck for 10 years, I had a cold one morning, so when I arrived at 4AM to start cooking I couldn’t smell the gas leak(propane) I clicked the lighter and there went most of my hair, thermal burns over my entire chest and face. I would not wish that pain on anyone.

most were 3 year leases the Camaro was 2 and my current silverado is 2. 

I thought that looked wrong spell check got me. 

What issues have you had? I have had a Corvette, CTS-V coupe, Camaro SS and 2 Silverados, with 6.2 engines. Not one problem at all. I work at a dealer so the Camaro SS we did a preventative service on the injectors as the mechanic said they will go bad.  

It is a world record, This dog caught an 83 yard pass at half time of the Appolos and Express game, this has never happened before. If the dog caught a 4 yard pass it would have been the record. 

escorts are expensive. 

Keto, is very little meat, so he was doing it wrong, most of your diet consist of Vegetables and fat. 15% meats/fat from meat. If you do it right you will not be hungry, lose muscle mass, or need to eat carbs to make up. You should lose weight, gain muscle, and have great energy. I have been doing it for 3 weeks now,…

No way!, Zuckerberg I hope I never see him or I will be going to jail. 

I’ve been on Keto for 3 weeks now and just introduced MCT oil, and wow it is amazing how much energy it gives you. I started at 177 down to 161 in three weeks need about 5 more pounds then maintenance. 

I’ll go first with the overplayed joke

Twin 8.1's in my boat 1000 hp.

100% of people think they are some how important. How important are you? When you die people will be sad for a day or 2 and then life goes on as normal with out skipping a beat. So the next time you think you are important and need to be heard if you die tomorrow nothing is going to change.