I am excited to see 10 years into the future. Fat people used to at least get a bit of exercise by walking through the store to get their fix, now they don’t even have to sit up in bed. 

My wife put a whole pot of spaghetti noodles that she over cooked, I will tell you the plumber was not happy. 

I owned a food truck for 10 years, I had a cold one morning, so when I arrived at 4AM to start cooking I couldn’t smell the gas leak(propane) I clicked the lighter and there went most of my hair, thermal burns over my entire chest and face. I would not wish that pain on anyone.

most were 3 year leases the Camaro was 2 and my current silverado is 2. 

I thought that looked wrong spell check got me. 

What issues have you had? I have had a Corvette, CTS-V coupe, Camaro SS and 2 Silverados, with 6.2 engines. Not one problem at all. I work at a dealer so the Camaro SS we did a preventative service on the injectors as the mechanic said they will go bad.  

It is a world record, This dog caught an 83 yard pass at half time of the Appolos and Express game, this has never happened before. If the dog caught a 4 yard pass it would have been the record. 

escorts are expensive. 

Keto, is very little meat, so he was doing it wrong, most of your diet consist of Vegetables and fat. 15% meats/fat from meat. If you do it right you will not be hungry, lose muscle mass, or need to eat carbs to make up. You should lose weight, gain muscle, and have great energy. I have been doing it for 3 weeks now,…

No way!, Zuckerberg I hope I never see him or I will be going to jail. 

I’ve been on Keto for 3 weeks now and just introduced MCT oil, and wow it is amazing how much energy it gives you. I started at 177 down to 161 in three weeks need about 5 more pounds then maintenance. 

I’ll go first with the overplayed joke

Twin 8.1's in my boat 1000 hp.

100% of people think they are some how important. How important are you? When you die people will be sad for a day or 2 and then life goes on as normal with out skipping a beat. So the next time you think you are important and need to be heard if you die tomorrow nothing is going to change.

Is harden ever going to shave that baboons ass look? 

They are mercury bluewater racing engines one is in my profile pic. 

Also if your Aunt had a dick she would be your Uncle.

That’s like reviewing a Hamburger and saying it has a huge amount of calories, cholesterol, sodium, and is not healthy! 

The problem with 90% of infotainment not working is people don’t know how to use it, so they just assume it is broken. I sell Chevy and our training now is almost all about teaching customers all of the tech as they are more likely to switch brands if they can’t work everything.

That’s ok the QB on the football team may commence giving these awards still!