You got any zingers from this decade?

Why has social media made everyone so weak? Who cares what some 15 year old in his moms basement wearing her dresses has to say? I wish I was rich only so I could tell people to go fuck themselves daily!

Nope that is the primer!

My cousin ran us into a tree when I was 21 and sleeping off a good one. The doctor said if I would have been sober/awake I would have been jacked up. Walked 2 miles to get someone to call the ambulance as he was pinned in the truck for 4 hours.

They could make Iceberg vodka with tap water and no one would know the difference! Probably be better! They wouldn’t be able to sell it for $50 a fifth though.

Not sure what that is supposed to mean? I am a guy and my name is Shannon and I have never fought anyone Marty.

I sell cars, I can count the amount of people that have done 48 months or less on one hand last year, 72 months is what everyone does now, people ask if they can go 84 all the time!

Wow they will go down in a ball of flames with in a year!

I make about the same as you, but I could not even fathom a $1750 house payment! After I started typing this I figured my Silverado lease and boat/Marina/ Insurance are $1350 per month so I guess I would just have to adjust what I spend the money on. I also like like going out on the weekends and frivolously spending…

It is funny how people sit a bitch on a blog about this stuff. If we were really concerned everyone would come together and say if Amazon doesn’t pay it’s fair share of taxes we will not pay our taxes. not 1 million people but all 300 million. 

When and where can I pay reparations so that everyone can be on equal ground and we never have to hear about perceived privilege again? After we pay the reparations, if someone so much as says privilege we get our money back!  

If the turbo goes on a CTS-V you are in bigger trouble than warranty issues!

I thought when you got to 10 you just write it on the card and move on. I guess my golfing partners were just being nice, but I thought that was the rule. 

No the wife don’t like the water but she knows how much I do, so she is happy to let me do it when I want. We also trust each other so she doesn’t care when I go to the strip club, she goes too half the time. She likes yoga and working out and that is not my type of fun but she does that at her leisure. We have been…

How do couples fall for this manufactured holiday? I forgot it was V-day until my wife said Happy V-day about an hour ago, Said it back that was the extent of our celebrating it. We treat each other like most couples do on 1 day of the year everyday!

I can’t imagine why anyone would want to stay 5 more minutes with someone that said “Sometimes I see you having fun without me, and it just irritates me, so I make sure you don’t have fun.” My wife knows I am going to spend all my free time having fun. I have called her more than a few times from the strip club with…

As long as you are ok with women staying out of coaching mens sports that is fine!

I don’t know about that, the girl we have walk our 2 dogs every day gets $80 a week from us and she does this for 25 families around the neighborhood. If she makes less than $1500 a week I would be surprised!

Are you sure your brake lights are working? But seriously 4x in less than 4 years is crazy!

Brings back a bad memory, My cousin ran into his buddy who were both on Motorcycles, cut his leg off halfway up the thigh. While my cousin was in the hospital he wanted me to go and take pics of his bike. There was meat and hair all in the headlights.