True, I sell new cars, and people always say don’t you just love new car scent? I just say I haven’t smelled a new car in 10 years.

Who would want to go to a kids birthday party anyways? 

probably didn’t want kids and this is the result. Knowing how much I hate everyone else’s kids, I realized 15 years ago I never wanted kids. Lucky for me I found my wife that also never wants kids, that or I brain washed her into hating them not sure?

It would be so easy to make shit up and sell it to these dip shits that buy these. Look at these bespoke wooden door handles captured from the depths of the red sea in Janurary when the water is coldest getting the bronze hue to the brittle wood. (plastic made to look like wood from China)

This is exactly why my lifetime MPG in my 2018 6.2L Silverado is 9 MPG (1 year and 2 months) I am always making it move!

no replacement for displacement!

Or you could just decide to not have kids like my wife and I,and be happy your whole life doing what you want when you want.

You must be a runner! let me guess the back window of your subaru is emblazoned with 26.1 stickers?  

I don’t get the hate for the marathon proposal, millions of people run marathons every year,it doesn’t make you an outlier or special person, oh she fell to 3,405 place instead of 3,390 place the horror! Anyone can’t run a marathon including the thousands of 90 year olds that do it every year. I don’t get the people…

I guess I don’t know how playing Josh Johnson is racist? They played who they thought would give them the best chance to win and also he is black. 

I wish I could do this, My buddy is a cop and I am a seasoned drinker. He came by one night after the bar and had me do a Breathalyzer, I blew .202 I did all of his tests perfectly and he was amazed. There is something to be said for having to do these test on the side of the road with the anxiety of going to jail…

That is exactly the reply they are looking for! I could not do that sober, you just admitted guilt. 

I can understand why he wouldn’t want to be identified, that driving was garbage!

If Ilich the Tigers owner was still alive this is the point he would swoop in and make an offer so absurd the player has no choice but to sign. Boras played him like a fiddle!

Wow Chili’s and Olive garden are 1 step above Burger king, I wasn’t bragging about going to those restaurants just that is saves time to be able to swipe your credit card at the table and leave you don’t have to wait for a bill. If I was bragging I would just say I go to Morton’s and just leave $200 on the table for a…

He was not wrong about Wilfork’s wife!

No one going to stop this, even his friends don’t know what defense is!

Do you have to buy tires or does dodge do that after this weekend? 

modern day clown shoe!