Thanks for responding but I'm still confused! I thought by

The mullet can be done well! (being a professional racing driver helps)

Classic Marin- I'm sure that woman must shop at the Good Earth.

I used to work with an old Lebanese man named Melham, who despite knowing how liberal and accepting I am made it a point to work into conversation with me as much as possible the fact that he wasn't Muslim. "Cat Stevens! Very talented man, Ted! Powerful musician.... And he became Muslim? Why? So foolish! I'm Christian…

The ketchup could have been HIV-infected blood. The mayo could have been semen.

Okay, it's fine that she was upset or whatever but: "It could have been crack. It could have been cocaine in that little baggie," is not really a reasonable thing to say. It could have been crack or cocaine or heroin or arsenic or a defused hand grenade, but it wasn't. It was marijuana. Her fries could have been…

Grab a cup of tea or maybe a fine whisky and curl up with this awesome read, "The Weird, Fascinating History of America's Sex Ed Films." A collaborative project from the likes of Bitch Media, Feministing, and Making Contact, the piece provides a very insightful look into how the political, moral, and pop culture…

Yeah, but what if they had taken it home, slowly sauteed the weed in butter and then used the butter to make brownies and had eaten too many and freaked out? WHAT THEN?

While animal cruelty in general should be stamped out where possible, let's be completely real here: we're thinking through a Western cultural lens here when we sit here and case aspersions at East Asians for eating dogs.

FIZZ FOR EVERYONE!!!

I hear he's also a gay fish.

Safety courses should definitely be mandatory, but all the courses in the world won't stop idiots like this. It doesn't take a safety course to know that picking up a gun by the goddamn trigger is a bad idea.

Hung over, as usual.

Calm down, Anya, they're just bunnies.

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Thank goddess it's illegal to walk down the street with an open container of booze in NYC, we already have way too much vomit and piss to deal with. Can you even imagine.

Does James Marsden finally get the girl in this one? My friends and I literally call him "the guy who never gets the girl, and the one time he does it's Katherine Heigel".

It's a textbook case of affluenza.