Jezebel's really playing fast and loose with the definition of the word "recap."

Jesus, imagine having less common sense than a guy named Scooter.

The anniversary of my dad's death is coming up, and you asked for stories of "slight hauntings," so I think I'll share this story again:

Animals be sneakin.

However, when people have posted criticism of your work, you've banned them from the main page. You're notorious for dismissing comments that call out problematic things in your work, and we can still see the comments to verify that they were mild. And now people are using lack of complaints on your posts as "proof"…

I remember having to "audition" to be a commenter. I remember having a star. I remember mods who kept the trolls at bay. Since the Kinja changeover I have been a gray and keep hearing "comment more, contribute more..." but when I know so few people read the gray comments (or assuming they're trolls) I don't feel…

Oh yeah. Whenever I was annoyed by something I would say 'It vexes me. I'm terribly vexed" because that shit was AWESOME.

There's just something inherently stressful about having that many outsized egos in one room, jammed together at tables; it makes me anxious.

That petition, wow. Just wow.

Why don't you write the article and post it on group think or your blog? I'd definitely read it.

Fucker had like, 30 goddamn dicks.

This. Especially when WoW is awesome.

My wife (girlfriend then) rolled a human mage for a long time. I mained as a dwarf hunter (shut up), and we would run instances together. She had so much fun that it actually hurt her freshman grades!

They remind me more of Bioshock Vigor bottles.

"Oh I feel so sad," comes across poorly. But I understand the OP's sentiment. There are infinite reasons why violence happens. The OP cites her OCD as a catalyst. Reading through all the comments below this Dirtbag, I feel... like a dirtbag. I am abusive. I am a female. My boyfriend has somehow, for some reason, stuck…

Turns out that finding the snakes in the first place is extraordinarily difficult. From Slate: David A. Steen - Which Exotic Species are Really Scary? :

You've received those dick pics too?

When the recent news started breaking about Nigella Lawson, I mentally cast Jeanne Tripplehorn in the role in an inevitable Lifetime Original Movie.