Return disbatch: Intentions do not equal accomplishments.

Some rednecks are just good hearted people born into deep poverty in remote rural areas with little or no access to decent education, basic dental care, or anything like diversity or broad-minded thinking. ....

Her hands are too "veiny"? What's the solution to that? Stop having veins?

It used to be that staggering, slow walking, zig-zagging pedestrians were primarily befouling the sidewalks only after happy hours and weekend evenings (mostly). Now, I can't even walk up the stairs from the subway — where no service is available, btw — without being behind someone so engrossed in Candy Crush or…

Would people stop referring to Romeo and Juliet as a romance?

THERE IS A CLEAVAGE ENHANCER. YOU CAN GIVE YOURSELF ANIME EYES TOO. I FIND IT TERRIFYING, BUT I LIKE HAVING THE OPTION.

I shut down one of my more conservative/libertarian (and agnostic) friend the other night...at least temporarily. Leaving a holiday party at a restaurant, the hostess wished us a Merry Christmas and she proceeded to gush about how refreshing it was that someone is allowed to say that when so many are forced into…

Also, she was probably born in 1996. Just putting that out there so the commentariat can feel the grossness I currently feel answering this question.

Silver Lining Alert!

She was also probably not responsible for the Atlanta Olympic bombing.

That's not nothing in a relationship, you know.

Holding in shit can cause problems as well, but I don't shit in my seat!

If you're on a plane, do NOT talk to me. I will shut you the fuck down. I don't want to hear about your family. I don't want to hear about jesus. I don't want to hear about your boring-ass job in Boring Ass, America.

Burt! You're famous...and a lesbian!

If I can't get health advice from the comments section of a tech blog then what's the point of the internet?

You mean repackaging everything that happens in the world through my (very limited) perspective isn't interesting or helpful?

To your ETA: yes, you don't have authorship privileges, that's what that thread was about, the ability to start threads. But anyone can post. And we have regular threads where people can toss their names in to request authorship.

Thank you for posting this. Both my brother and I neeeeeeed the tank top version of this.

BOOM. http://www.aintnobodycool.com/collections/al…

Anyone can post to GT, GT is an open forum. You might be gray at first, but usually that doesn't last too long. People tend to be very helpful if you have a specific request or question, as evidenced by the fact that this post has already been shared to GT. ;-)

They seem to have it here