I have colitis and numerous food allergies, all which affect my GI tract, so my body 'cleanses' itself on a somewhat regular basis. No cayenne pepper needed here, y'all!

This is topic adjacent, but I am obsessed with Don't Trust The B In Apartment 23 now that it's on Netflix, largely in part to Mr. Van Der Beek (the Beek c'est chic) playing himself so wonderfully.

Wow. So I totally thought this was Neville Longbottom as I skimmed by. YOU GO NEVILLE BEING MISTAKEN FOR JAKE GYLLENHAAL.

Your love of Alan Alda is as hilarious as it is unexpected.

One of the best movies ever written. "The swan ate my bayyyyyybeeeeee!"

I see your eiffel tower and raise you a statue of liberty.

Considering how bad she is at dealing with the issues of women of color, I would say that Miley Cyrus is already pretty good at feminism.

I glanced at the first line of your posting and thought, "Holy shit! Looking like someone from District 9 is a trend??? WTF???"

Those pauldrons are Space Marine approved.

I watch my diet 2/3 of the time specifically so that I can go nuts the other 1/3.

That's already a thing in the Netherlands.

Also Gillian Anderson recently dropped this wonderful bomb (during a Reddit AMA) about creepy, creepy Doug from her X-Files days:

In honor of little Dourtney, a video of my own Italian greyhound wearing shoes. Partly because yay Italian greyhounds, and mainly because I just feel like it:

This article better be from the cat's perspective.

It's whatever makes you feel bad about your own body.

I was just watching a documentary on the chimpanzee. I enjoyed watching the part where mumma chimpanzee put the placenta in a waterproof bag and then blogged about it. AHH NATURE.

She has an excellent role in Hellboy, (comic not movie)

No, civil you maybe, racist you are as well. A somemoreecard is just that a card. I didn't threaten to do anything to you. And, never would. But, you deserved the (figurative) butt hurt. It's all figurative. Adios.