Beyoncé did not base-jump; she did a bungee jump. One requires hundreds or even thousands of skydives, considerable skill, and intimate knowledge of the equipment you're using. The other requires impulse.

Dramatic recreation:

I browned out once.

OMG your comment is so meta!

OMG THAT MEANS THERE IS NEW HOPE FOR '50 SHADES OF BURT AND DOLLY'!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!! The universe is speaking to you, Hollywood film producers!! Listen and make art happen now!

Speaking of the need to unclench...

I have taken a class on modern art. I've also taken classes in economics and psychology. I hold a doctorate degree and I'm not a rube. It's not always "more complicated" than simple commercial gain by exploitation of the masses. And I also disagree with your statement about the most interesting artists being the ones…

Yeah. I'd be equally weirded out if it was a shirt that had a dick ejaculating on it, or perhaps a gender-neutral sphincter pushing out a deuce. I just don't see the need for this, lol.

Wow, thanks for taking the time to let me know that!

I don't know what that gif is from, but with the bow, awkward head angle, and the stiffness of her head, neck and shoulders, the lady reminds me of the ghost stories from childhood. I'm afraid if she unties that bow her head will fall off.

Someone writes a 7 word statement expressing an opinion.

Oh, been there... :-(
Honestly, dump the cute drunky mama's boy. Moving on will raise your self esteem.

You guys! I'm sewing again! (first time in many moons. A decade, even)
I'm doing a Hallowe'en costume: the cute little fat fairy Merryweather, from 'Sleeping Beauty.' Since I'm cute and fat myself, it won't be too big of a stretch. :-p

I do! I've done a How To Train Your Dragon pair in kids' sizes, and I'm working on a Minecraft pair!

Watched her vaulting today. She was just like...yeah, I'm the best, no big deal. Especially after all her injury stuff. Love her. Mad respect.

There's just something about Dads who can pass down the gift of time travel, man. Gets me every time.

I'll see it. Of course I will. I'm a sucker for this stuff.

It's produced by their salivary glands anyway (I'm a biology nerd and incorrect animal info irrationally angers me!). Also flowers are a plant penis and vagina so there's that.

Ohh my god, my bodily-liquids-only vegan diet has been a lie!