Thank you! I'm gluten intolerant as well and I get this all the time from people about salads! Maybe I don't feel like having to ask the waiter a ton of questions which he or she may or may not know the answers to and then I'll end up sick. Maybe I don't feel like curling up on the couch with the worst cramps I've…

Someone else who loves Deadpool and Cable? Can we be best friends like yesterday?

Whoa, whoa, whoa... is that a Batman reference? Automatic hearting is deserved if so!

One of my best friends in college kept his "good liquor" in his closet. Whenever I was at his house he'd be like "oooooh why are you heading to my roo-NO SHIMSHAM YOU CANNOT DRINK THAT WHISKEY PUT THAT BACK RIGHT NOW." It probably would have been better for him to have kept that secret.

Hasn't this study been done before? I swear this was in my animal behavior textbook over a year ago.

That's EXACTLY what I was thinking!

My apologies, can you find it in yourself to forgive me? The comment was made while 6 guys barged into my lab to fix a heating problem(and constantly asking me " 'bout these here fish") and I'm running on 3 hours of sleep. However, the "his or her vs their" issue is played out.

I'm with you on this. I wanted to try and see their side, I really did, but my inner grammar police just would. not. allow. it.

Summer Heights High!

C'moooooooooon less Chara, more Stamkos. Let's go Bolts!

@irisistable: They are the sweetest things. I volunteer at a wildlife rehabilitation center and they fawns are the best! Since we're releasing them we're not supposed to pet them and stuff, but after bottle feeding we can nuzzle them with our necks since that's what deer moms do. They also love to give you kisses. …

@MagImpalor is a god damn spy.: Well played <3

@dijonesque: Every now and then I think at first glance that people write Sookie when they misspell it. I then wonder when the Jersey Shore will throw vampires into the mix.

@PurplelifeheartsMizJenkins: Guh, the Keira Knightley one is gorgeous!

@bethikus nerdimus: Hey, that sounds like my list!

@Sauciest+Wench: UGH, it is the bane of my tumblr existence.

@FroderickFronkensteen: More than once I have drunkenly insisted we watch Teen Witch at my friend's house and every single time I don't regret it.

@AgnesGrep: Your new tumblr just made my night even better, I'm totally following it now :)

@KiloTangoBravo: I LOVE Ghost Adventures! I make everyone watch it if it's on, regardless of whether or not we're at my house. Ghost Adventures time should be all the time.

So the boy I'm seeing is out of town for the ACC championship (he's in the band) and I'm in my apartment alone watching the Nanny, drinking spiked cider, and trying to study for insect biology. Ugh, I just want to cuddle on the couch!