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I came home after 3 years living in England throwing around C*NT like it was NBD. It shocked my friends. My New York friends.

Who on earth though The Day After Tomorrow was good?

Your argument begins with insisting that The Day After Tomorrow is *good*.

One of Mr Over the Top himself-Ryan Murphys early projects. I remember the arc where Peter Dinklage played a guy having an affair with one of the main characters wives. The plastic surgeon/ Dr couldn’t handle the fact that his wife was cheating on him with a completely amazing human being who just happened to be a

I click on things like this hoping for more insightful content then just “this is terrible and we should stop looking at it” and I don’t know why I haven’t learned my lesson yet...

Damn, homie
In grade 3 you was the man, homie
What the fuck happened to you

My SILs and I make polite conversation at family gatherings. Outside of that, nothing. I actually don’t think I have either of their phone numbers. Nothing against either of them, we just have very little in common and none of us feel the need to go out of our way to be besties. 

And this pope that everyone is so gaga about is still protecting the house when it comes to the issue of child rapists on his staff.  Same old same old same old shit.

Personally I feel perfectly fine judging the shit out of Christians until they prove they aren’t the racist, homophobic hateful kind.  

couldn’t agree more. No good deed goes unpunished on this website. 

B-b-b-but I like being angry at Amy Schumer! Aww, man...

I just want to point out that there was also literally an article just like an hour ago about how a food critic should have done the research to know the restaurateur he was writing about had committed domestic violence, yet their very next article was a story about how a clothing company doesn’t have plus size

I don’t really care, do u?

Carl was so gorgeous. My brother would have just had to deal with his own issues while I got laid. 

Honestly Carl was way too good for Professional Martyr Sarah. She was a sad sack whose hell was all of her own making. 

Modesto is the most horrifying part of this story.

Agreed. I was scrolling through, merrily reading the stories to my husband in bed as I do every year, because who doesn’t want to get freaked out before trying to fall asleep? I was reading that one, expecting a creepy ghost story, then got to the attack part. As soon as it was obvious what was happening husband said

Here’s a true story, no ghosts or italics.

Uhhhhhh, why would a 17 year old make a request about what she’s going to be buried in? That doesn’t really jibe. 

Man not many of my favorites made it, hopefully will be in the encore post. Nice to see a few new ones of here. Long live jeze scaary stories!!!