Caiiiioooouuuuu

Not to me mean, but he appears to already be hitting that awkward phase. My son is 11 and he’s already getting a little of that “don’t take pics of me” attitude. I can’t imagine how pressured he’d feel if he knew our mortgage depended on those stupid videos. It’s crazy money and he’ll never be able to earn that money…

Me too. I watched some of the “kid” videos from the NY Times article I read and it was fucking horrifying. There was one animated video that had all of my kid’s fav Disney characters in it and it looked legit. Elsa from Frozen is there and she walks into a room with all of these other male characters and ends up…

YES exactly. They’re always on these cruises and the dad and his obnoxious singing. They just come off so smug to me. And I’m always thinking about how the kids pay for all of their shit and they probably both quit their jobs. I hope they hate themselves. And what does Evan do when he’s an adult? How do you ever live…

The other day I read about a foster mother with a fuckton of kids who makes money off of staged videos and it turns out she was abusing/torturing/starving them and forcing them to do the videos. And then there was that whole freak family thing. YouTube is a cesspool.

I hate everything about it. I banned something called EvanTube in my house because it’s basically a tween boy and girl and their parents give them sponsored toys and trips all day everyday and do ice cream taste tests and other bullshit and it’s fucking disgusting and the parents make millions.

My first thought was Lena Dunham.

Was married to a man who couldn’t even boil an egg and expected me to cook all the time, even when I was working all day and he had the day off. When I would cook, he’d critique it and say his mother did it better. Now with a guy who is a professionally-trained chef and he does all of the cooking. I’ll never go back…

Remember that girl who claimed a guy randomly threw acid on her and it turned out she had done it to herself? Rare but it does happen.

My father killed my mother and then himself in 2017, at 57 years old having been married 39 years, and he had no known history of any kind of domestic violence. He killed her using her own gun. She had a concealed carry permit and it was in her purse because she’d just been out trail riding alone. I feel like were not…

Hah my thought exactly. Can we get some consistency please? Dafuq?

Same. I’ll be bummed if that’s the case.

Nightcrawler is such a great movie.

My 11-year-old would think Day After Tomorrow is shit. 

Omg yes. The Kindergarten Teacher was AMAZING. She blew me away.

Ummm Nightcrawler is an amazing movie. I loved Source Code. Brokeback. Day After Tomorrow? Lol WUT.

YES. I had the biggest crush.

There can be 100 people in a room, and 99 don’t believe in you...

This all day.

Here you come again.