Off topic but is there a scary stories thread up yet? I can’t find it.

Oh god, I made the mistake of looking at his Instagram. 

Judge Milian FTW.

I had to leave the class if a kid had birthday cupcakes. I couldn’t salute the flag. I couldn’t be present in sex Ed classes. I couldn’t go to dances. I couldn’t have friends who weren’t believers. My smurfs sleeping bag got taken away because it was “evil.” Yeah, fuck that religion.

I can’t support Serena anymore. She came out the other week and talked about how her daughter won’t be having a first birthday party because she’s suddenly deciding to be a Jehovah’s Witness. She was raised “around” it but has never been all the way in. Now it’s conenient for her to pick it up when it suits her. Mind…

It’s a great song. 

I’m with you on that. This is too much FFS.

Precisely.

Not claiming to have any clue who is telling the truth here, but reading this just made me think of my ex-husband. He would get black-out drunk on occasion and smack me, and anytime I’ve ever reminded him of it he still claims to not remember it happening and brings up the one time I finally defended myself and pushed…

I was there Friday night and there were a shit-ton of empty seats.

That’s what this article is about

THREE dudes I’ve been on dates with in the past year told me they did open mics and killed. Nah, bro. You didn’t. You can’t even keep me entertained over two drinks. They have so much fucking hubris.

Yeah I was like “Wut.”

THIS. “Caught up” really makes it sound like this shit happened by accident. As if any of us could just get “caught up” in something like this by no fault of our own.

I had the biggest crush on him when Catfish the movie came out because he looks like a scrawnier version of my first love. He repulses me now.

They truly are creepy and unnerving and everything that’s wrong with modern society.

Is this the one that says “daddy finger” and creeps me the fuck out?

I agree. So my parents died in a murder-suicide a little over one year ago. I got so many calls from friends I grew up with, and they were in complete disbelief because “your parents had the perfect marriage.” My dad was super attentive and would send my mom extravagant flower bouquets weekly. But from my perspective,…

I hope they sur her civilly as well and get a fat judgment (that she’ll never pay but still). 

Sweetheart.