I’ve been a true crime addict forever now, and my perspective has been truly fucked-up since last summer when my blonde-haired, blue-eyed, conventionally gorgeous mother was murdered by my father. I see it in the way people talk about her, “She was so beautiful and glamorous”...they don’t talk about anything else. It…

Yaasss. OH and remember that one with Tori Spelling and (I can’t remember who right now) where they are BFFs and then the friend stabs Tori Spelling to death in her doorway? WTF was that movie? Those were the days.

Does anyone remember that TV movie starring Yasmine Bleeth that was campy AF where she has a scarred face and then has surgery to fix it and exacts her revenge?

But what if he rejects me? Ahhhhh. Lol. I have two boys, and I think he actually likes me but is terrified about the kids thing because in his words “I’m so awkward with kids.” So I’ve been going with the friends thing but surprised that he wants to see me every week. Maybe he’s just confused.

The Chris Pratt lookalike who I dated briefly but then we decided to be friends and stop having sex but he wants to hang out every week and go to movies with me. So we went to Hereditary the other night and I snuck wine in for us and I was secretly hoping he’d make a move the entire time but he didn’t. Torture.

The thing is, he knew how much I hated that word. I’d never heard someone use it lightheartedly. He knew exactly how much it would sting when he said it.

I was married to an emotionally abusive alcoholic Englishman for seven years. He tried to explain that this word wasn’t a big deal in his country and shouldn’t be taken seriously... but when he got super drunk he would refer to me as one and it wasn’t funny at all.

How was Sarah Paulson annoying? I could watch the video just being lazy.

“Have you been on the internet long?” 😂 I’m guessing with a name like “hammerbutt” this person knows a bit about psychopaths.

Right?! I’d like to see all of these people turn him down.

I know, I ❤️ you guys. I’m just bored today.

I think it was a reference to how many articles they’ve posted about it. I’m on medical leave from work and apparently I have way too much time on my hands because it appears I was the first commenter on this article. I should go outside.

Ok, I commented on an earlier article re: this movie and someone else commented that you guys are trolling us and I thought “that’s an exaggeration” but nah, they were right. Wtf?

Is it weird that I saw this movie but I’m still not sure which scene you’re referring to? I can think of a couple grotesque ones. This is gonna bug me all day...but I digress. Toni Collette MUST be nominated for this. She can do a grief cry like no other. Also, the Suspiria trailer (Tilda Swinton/50 Shades girl who…

This girl at work is in her early 20s and told one of the attorneys at our firm that she got a Chris Brown t-shirt from a GF for her birthday. The attorney says “What’s on the shirt, a picture of a woman with a black eye?” I was like yaaaaasss.

Ok I somehow missed the Emile Hirsch thing happening when it happened but reading the description made me feel sick. AND he didn’t pay for her PTSD treatment? Monster. I’m surprised she didn’t sue his ass in civil court (maybe she did but I didn’t see anything when I googled).

I swipe left on anyone sticking their tongue out. HARD.

That was so well said.

Command me, Mr. Hardy.

Me too, my friend.