I can’t escape him, he’s fucking everywhere.

Speaking of Walk on Water, I heard it and texted my sister “What is with Eminem’s weird breathing/rapping now? It’s annoyingly the FUCK out of me.”

Assman

Exactly. Trust and believe NBC has the best attorneys money can buy. They 100% wouldn’t do this without being able to back it up.

Omg people I’m struggling as usual with dating. I realized today that it’s not so much a lack of confidence, it’s ANXIETY. I stress the fuck out whenever I start talking to a guy...not at the beginning, in the beginning I’m cool girl. A month in, and I’m timing his text responses. I’m anxious in every aspect of my…

Worked with Shawn Holley once. Super nice and gorgeous too.

That baby will come out sporting a peroxide blond mullet.

What the everloving fuckboy? I had to read that twice to be sure. And yes my phone autocorrected fuck to fuckboy but I left it because it’s funny.

Do you have the thing where one person in your dream is like a different person in the second half of your dream? Or kinda bounces back and forth? This makes no sense as I type it I realize that.

Me too. Adam and Paul are my ideal throuple partners.

I’ll add Paul Rudd and Adam Scott to that excellent list.

A beautiful couple who have given me no reason to hate them are bringing another beautiful little one into the world? Yeah I’ll fucking take it.

This latest season was a huge letdown.

Trace is Sexy AF - the camera loves her.

I’m pretty devastated about this. Transparent is my show. I’ve totally connected with the show and Tambor is my “Noooo, not him” person.

Ah, okay. For some reason I always confuse him and Gary Busey with each other.

Nick NOLTE?! You must be joking.

Lol’d at Deadfish. Thank you.

Nev Schumann bears an unfortunate resemblance to my one that got away and I find it really hard to not be attracted to him, dammit.

Totally. I have two young boys and we watch most of the superhero movies together. I felt so proud to show them Wonder Woman. My expectations weren’t high and I just found myself feeling overcome with emotion. And I loved the way the romance part was handled because I was afraid it was going to rely too heavily on it…