Now that I’m in my 50s I’m making up for lost “naked” time. Twice her age, twice the nudity.

Dear fellow readers of Kitchenette:

My father prided himself on how he had never laid a hand on us (after we grew out of spankings for misbehavior). Unfortunately, he was big on the emotional and verbal abuse. Just because the abuse is invisible doesn't mean it's not there.

I have some experience dealing with someone (not a parent) who is so willfully disconnected from reality that they just don't understaaaaaand why you're upseetttttt what did they do wronnnnng can't we talk about it? And fine, you summon your backbone and your patience and you explain it clearly and simply. And your…