maybe next years musical should be Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. Plenty of lighthearted homoeroticism...

I had a mouser cat when I lived on a country road. The mice would come inside every fall, during which I would have a month I called "The Silence of the Mice". Just mouse pieces everywhere whenever I came home. Sometimes just a tiny mouse head. I would yell at her, "Where's the rest of it?!!" She would never…