That’s not a van, and it wasn’t a bumper sticker.

This is the dumbest, and ignorest take I’ve seen on anything.

Salty

And I’m already looking forward to the next episode of Dead Letters.

Proposal: a daily Deadspin feature on how whoever starts in right field for the Cardinals played that day relative to Giancarlo Stanton.

If I remember my ANTM correctly (it’s been years since I watched), but I’m anticipating that the queens will show up for three minutes of a mini challenge and give the models some tutorial on how to win a drag-themed obstacle course that’s only tangentially related to modeling skills.

I don’t know who the last team was to have two 10+ WAR players in a given season and still miss the playoffs, but I know who the next one is.

Wow. If you’ve lost Rom Romberts, you’ve lost America.

Katya was ROBBED #neverforgetAS2

I can’t wait to see this but is it wrong to hope Valentina upsets Tyra so much she gets told about herself as only Tyra can?

I’m surprised no one has posted this yet...

lol, christ dude.

Look at this asshole.

St. Louis Post-Dispatch headlines:

I wish I lived in a parallel universe where it was Barstool Sports that unleashed the Hulk Hogan sex tape.

Jezebel has really gone downhill.

I had a pizza tasting contest (with SCORE CARDS for sauce, toppings, and crust—it was SCIENTIFIC) last year and in my and three of my friends VERY HIGHLY GOOD opinion, this list is SHAT. Domino’s was the hands-down winner while Pizza Hut tasted like a cake with sugar-sweet tomato sauce on it.

Giri gave Pizza Hut a high intangible score because of its association with The Phantom Menace? Ladies and gentlemen, history’s greatest monster.