Misanthropy is a big part of the Humboldt/Mendocino brand. That’s a good choice.

Let’s recommend cool CA cities for people to move to, since we don’t want any more bodies crowding LA and SF! My votes go to Sacramento (a very cool, very affordable place full of very smart people, though admittedly it gets hot there), Sonoma (this recommendation is mostly for my friends, since I would like a house…

Team name suggestions from an LA native:

*good* content

Until you get the museums you want in life, you can still shop most major museum gift shops online.

Did 90% of my shopping this year at the MOMA Design Store (online), the Getty Museum Store (online) and the shop at the Craft and Folk Art Museum (in person), and I feel great about it. I got some things I couldn’t get anywhere else, and for the things that were also available on Amazon or whatever, I gave my dollars…

Edit: nevermind — God View is only available, apparently, for users actively in the process of calling for/riding in an Uber.

HamNo and Pareene smoke cloves, don’t they?

I’m ashamed to admit Anthem was my gateway drug.

Libertarianism

Were you near the Soberanes fire? Could it have been this (or at least the tail end of it?): http://www.santamariasun.com/news/15062/camped-out-wildfire-base-camps-in-california-are-multimillion-dollar-logistical-operations/

God, that table makes grapes look tacky. And they’re just harmless fruit.

“The absurd has reached the point where it is just insufferable” is the only description for this election.

The best part about prancercise is that it’s exercise you can do in a smart twin set and your second-best pearls.

The biggest bummer about this Trump fiasco is that men seem to be divided into two camps: “Men don’t actually talk like that” or “Men do talk like that and it’s no big deal!”, both of which entirely miss the point, which is, in fact: “Men act on the impulses/thoughts they’re talking about”.

I saw her tiny dog pee on the floor of a very nice restaurant a few weeks ago and watched her do nothing about it but smile and I am STILL a Saranfan.

Wait, FOR REAL?

I feel like I need to clarify: this is a denial joke (the rare kind not based on Egypt puns, which should for sure count for extra points)

No it can’t.

“Worst people in the world, ranked” is an ideal Deadspin list.