Pretty sure this is Skansen, in which case this bear is definitely a metaphor for Swedish government handouts.

Just think of the Dodgers like Tinkerbell — maybe, just maybe, if clap hard enough and we believe hard enough, we can keep them alive.

Yes, that much I get. But it’s mind-bending that a group of frats at one single school has any influence, in any systematic way, on the politics of an entire state.

Wait... what??

Serious question from a liberal arts grad who doesn’t understand Greek life: What does a homecoming queen DO? Does she have responsibilities? Wield power?

American Hero. Let’s put HER (this exact picture) on the $20 bill!

That story has haunted me since 9th grade Spanish class. I still sometimes have the impulse to bash my pillow with a textbook, just in case.

I gasped out loud. Dear lord.

I have seen a floor so covered in fleas as thick as smoke. A stray cat had 6 kittens in our basement, and the fleas had millions of flealets. By the time we discovered the situation, 3 of the kittens had died, drained by the fleas. We had to wade through 6 inches of fleas to find the kittens, then had to dunk and comb…

I have literally never been more satisfied with a quiz result.

Also, this is a particularly European complaint about Americans (and in this case, Canadians). I don’t know about Eastern Europe, but everywhere I’ve lived/been in Western Europe, people were aghast at feet (shod or otherwise) on furniture.

Awesome. Christmas shopping for nerdy family members (including myself) done. Thanks!

Awesome. Christmas shopping for nerdy family members (including myself) done. Thanks!

To me, a way you respect someone is by calling them what they want to be called. So, you know, ask? Or, if you’re a parent, ask on behalf of your child? Is it so hard to say “what would you prefer Little Caylynn call you?”

I can forgive preteens for getting all dolled up and singing their favorite song. But I can’t forgive the adults who let this grow beyond its only appropriate venue—the family room, with the TV shoved out of the way so you have more room for sweet kicks.

She’s definitely friends with this woman, right?

Good god, even Miss Piggy gets traded in for a younger model.

Thank GOD the Mustache is back. Honestly, his nude upper lip put me off the whole last season of Justified.

So this terrible tattoo is fake. But lest we forgive too quickly: what about all his OTHER terrible tattoos?

Agreed. We should all be so lucky as to date Blythe Danner. She’s way too good for any of us (and infinitely too good for Miles Teller)

Yeah, I think you’d basically have to stick to the route where Interstate 10 is now, but the sticking points are (1) you have to make it across the Mississippi, (2) you have to make it across the desert. You either end up Huck Finn-ing on a homemade raft, or you go upriver to Minnesota (in which case you have to cross…