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And I am INTO IT.

Any “wuz robbed!!” discussion about this season that’s not about Katya isn’t worth having

Bobby, I know that’s just 6 pictures of you wearing your own pair of acid-washed jorts (which you probably didn’t even steal!)

I thought an ice-cream scoop of beige next to my sandwich was mashed potatoes. I was wrong. It was horseradish.

Agreed that Pearl should have been cut, though I’d argue she should have when she wore a Hello Kitty snuggie down the runway, but even more I’d argue that Kennedy should have been gone a long time ago. I mean, no argument against her lip sync skills, which are sickening, but her style is so lackluster and dated

I do think Violet has been the queen on the runway since Raja. I actually don’t even think most of the mediocrity this season is the queens’ fault — the producers threw in way too many partners challenges, too few improv/creativity challenges, and clearly saw something in Kennedy Davenport that I don’t see for the

Thank god! I’ve been waiting for The Muse to do a RPDR post just so we can all talk about the shitshow that Season 7 has been (#bringbackKatya)!

Also, honestly what most of us should be doing is limiting the number of items we buy for a certain amount of money. Rather than $100 buying you 5 shirts made under poor labor conditions, it could buy 2 made ethically. Yes, it does limit your wardrobe, but that can be mitigated by buying with an eye toward mixing and

I loved it. I mean, I’m admittedly a sucker, but it worked. Her immediate response of “I don’t think about you at all” and then the way she had to talk herself into understanding her true feelings felt very real. The surprise she felt at the fact that she had feelings at all. Stan’s always been more in tune with

Jamie Kennedy almost hit me with his car outside of Amoeba Records, so I banged on the hood of his car, Dustin Hoffman-style. He looked confused.

I can’t tell—I’m distracted by the perfection that is January’s dress, which I need RIGHT NOW.

I dig it.

Wait, I wasn’t the only one who wanted this?! I feel like I’ve found my people.

Years ago there was a Jack in the Box commercial for a chipotle burger that jokingly pronounced it “Chip-a-ta-po-lee!”. That stuck in my head and is my preferred mispronunciation now.

Some randos!?! How dare you! Thomas Middleditch! TJ Miller! Zach Woods!! MARTIN STARR!

I’ve used the Beautypedia on Paula’s Choice instead of No More Dirty Looks for info on safety/effectiveness. It’s much more willing to criticize ingredients based on what they do and how they work, rather than on where they come from.

Do you have a fire escape? You can perch them on your fire escape if your neighbors aren’t particular concerned with fire safety. I did that last summer and got some phenomenal tomatoes (until the squirrels figured out how to jump from the freaking telephone pole and eat all the tomatoes before they were ripe)

This .gif is the kind of quality content I come here for.

Agreed. Kraft Mac and Cheese is for babies. Kraft Velveeta Shells and Cheese, however, is crafted for the mature adult palate.

Do you think he got bored of this and went for a Twix?