Yes, this is exactly the sort of PR that organized religion needs in these dark days. Consider me reborn. I hereby rebuke my atheist ways and am frantically searching Google Maps for the nearest church. (I’m in Dallas, so Google shows that there are 7 churches in a 1 mile radius of my apartment, each one of which…
This is funny, ‘cause I have objections for different reasons. This movie raises the stakes in not just having one magical negro, but also magical Asian woman, and a magical vaguely “ethnic” dude. And of course, all three are, yet again, overly concerned with the plight of an unremarkable white man who is too damn…
If we’re going by the bible, God is a baby-murdering petty insolent narcissistic psychopathic dictator.
Hey, now...
It’s shit like this that makes me embarrassed to admit I’m a believer. Admittedly, I’m Jewish. But I have a feeling these “pastors” are spending way more time on this than, say, helping feed the hungry or heal the sick.
How much do you want to bet that these same people speak sarcastically about safe spaces and rant about freedom of speech every time someone criticizes something he enjoys as being sexist or homophobic?
See also: Santa just IS white, kids.
so god is a ginger, you’re saying
I wonder if some of these pastors are aware that Jesus was a middle-eastern Jew and not northern European?
Unfortunately the obvious choice for the role was unavailable.
I have evidence that God is in fact a tiny kitten.
I do. I want anything and everything that has ever given him support or comfort to continue his nasty crusade of literally being the worst person in any room to be sullied. I want to see this man so bereft of comfort that he is forced to stare into the abyss and contemplate his mortality like a shaken orange Ebenezer…
*high five* for “nuclear Wintour”. Excellent wordplay. And may we be so lucky.
December’s cover is Michelle, her third. So I do think it’s a bit of a middle finger to the upcoming administration.
Trump especially loses his shit when he perceives classic NY institutions STILL rejecting him despite how rich, successful, powerful he becomes (see obsession with Vanity Fair, SNL, NY Times, etc.). It’s like returning to a class reunion and the cool kids who picked on you in high school still treat you like a schmuck…
I mean, it’s good she cares about napkins, crystal, dinner plates with gilded edges to the point of over the top, and abundant flower arrangements.
When Trump hadn’t yet picked an extreme right wing Cabinet, it was a nice thing to hope his presidency was not a failure.
By Republican logic, she is enabling Donald’s sexual abuse of women and is therefore worse than Donald himself. Or so I hear.
Melania is not a nice person. She is following the Peter Thiel playbook: blog said mean things about me, and I am rich and powerful, thus his first amendment do not matter. The Trump’s are all connected by their distaste for humanity, especially the proles.